Thoughts On the Mundane

Culture

2010-11-02T10:28:00.000-07:00

is fun to critique.

World Series

2010-09-21T22:08:00.000-07:00

This season the World Series will be the Atlanta Braves vs. Minnesota Twins. Why? Because they're both classy organizations and that that's the matchup I want to see.
Last season I predicted the World Series participants before the playoffs began so you doubters should pay attention. The Twins will win the World Series. You're welcome, Dan.

The Kicker

2010-08-31T16:11:00.001-07:00

The definitive statistic: the ratio of Championships won to Finals MVP's.

Via: Medical Insurance

Let's Call It Quits

2010-08-25T09:48:00.000-07:00

Discipleship (growing and maturing as a follower of Jesus) is difficult, not because it's hard to behave according to a set of precepts, but because Jesus calls us to a new mentality - behavior that goes beyond physical acts. Legislating peace in our hearts is as possible as getting Joe Arpaio to share a cup of tea with an immigrant. The Gospel is about being, not doing (or enforcing). It's about personal, cultural, and communal transformation. The Gospel transcends all of that, even, so I'll just quit trying to describe it now. With a Gospel mentality lets legislate, but I have a feeling the need to control those outside of the Church will fade...

NBA Talk

2010-06-24T23:23:00.000-07:00

Kentucky had 5 guys taken in the first round. Kentucky only made it to the elite 8. If you have 5 first round picks on your roster, than you sure as heck better AT LEAST get to the championship game. Kentucky only made it to the elite 8 this year (that sounds ridiculous, I know). Why? Because college basketball is no longer a team competition between schools, it is a competition for a lucrative NBA contract (hence, a team like Butler gets into the championship). This is why I no longer pay attention to NCAA basketball.

Instant Replay

2010-06-23T08:57:00.001-07:00

The fact that professional athletic competitions hesitate so much to utilize as great a resource as instant replay is dumbfounding. Here are a couple of poorly thought out reasons why:

1) It ensures that highly controversial calls are made correctly.

This is obviously the most important aspect, but recently it has become undeniably necessary. Think Jim Joyce & Koman Coulibaly . Joyce has proven himself to be sorry for ruining Gallagraga's perfect game, driven to a point in which we all kinda felt bad for momentarily hating him (and I'm sure Coulibaly has similar sentiments). Enabling instant replay not only makes their job easier in that they will face less idiotic threats, but we also get the proper call (which is the whole idea, right?).

We (fans) have made the referees our scapegoats to excuse our teams less-than-desirable play for quite some time, and despite being occasionally justified in our accusations, referees are human and make mistakes. The only thing worse than knowing a referee or umpire made a bad call is that every single person except for the only one that matters knows the truth and many fans are incapable of controlling their stupidity (hence the hatred and threats - not just on the referee/umpire, but their stinkin' families too - that's classy). If every person in the world has access to the truth it seems stupid to deny the only person that matters access to the truth.

2) If the sport was invented in recent times, it would without a doubt have instant replay integrated into it's officiating.

Let's take football. The brown leathery pigskin type. Let's imagine it never existed prior to today and suddenly materialized into thin air and now we had to make up the rules. Would we just put a bunch of zebras on the field and say, "Good luck!"? Nope, we'd be putting computer chips in the ball and sensors on the goal line to be able to know EXACTLY when the ball crosses the plane. We'd give the on-field referee a headset that enables him to seamlessly speak with the other referee in the video bubble as they, together, ensure the match plays out properly.
Restrict the "bubble referees" to making calls able to measured by metrics (did the ball cross the plane, did he step out of bounds, was he offsides [soccer]) and leave the judgement calls to the on-field referees/umpires (holding [football], the choice between a yellow or red card [soccer], the strike zone [baseball], to name a few).

Times change and it's foolish for us to continually deny the officials rights to review important plays. We have the technology, most professional sports have the $$$ to make this happen fluidly, without taking away from the game. We still maintain the human element but obtain the correct calls when necessary.

I could probably come up with more, but I'm being summoned to go drive to the beach, to which I will reluctantly acquiesce.

Peace.

Torture

2010-05-18T15:44:00.001-07:00

[Source: Medical Billing and Coding]

Endnotes

2010-03-29T16:24:00.000-07:00

Endnotes are the bane of my existence. Why can't you just put the info at the bottom of the page like a sane human? I have to use 2 bookmarks which isn't green. Maybe endnote users hate the environment? Maybe they have ties to the oil corporations? They're probably also responsible for the Iraq war and apartheid.
Stupid endnotes.

War

2010-02-28T21:52:00.000-08:00

Where Is Sam When You Need Him?

2010-02-10T12:00:00.000-08:00

Kendrick Perkins? No, Kendrick Perkins? Seriously? Kendrick? What? Perkins? Huh?

Team USA Announces 27-man 2010-12 Men's National Team

And no Josh Smith?

I rest my case.

Days Go By...

2010-01-27T08:22:00.000-08:00

Here's a chart the New York Times ran a while back that I found interesting. Enjoy!

Too Rich For Heaven?

2010-01-19T12:11:00.000-08:00

Here's an excellent article for Christians, especially those who have bountiful resources (myself included).

Peace

Eye M Orang

2010-01-14T15:13:00.000-08:00

The last NBA power ranking I saw (last week on ESPN) had PHX pegged at 9. Having seen all but maybe 2 or 3 of their 39 games thus far I was rather surprised at ESPN's generous ranking, but assumed the sports writers saw something I didn't. After last night I am assured the writers are terribly mistaken and confident in where I believe they should be ranked - 18 or so. We are a middle of the road team that can beat the good teams, but never with consistency. Heck, the Suns can't play 24 minutes of consistent basketball unless you count giving up 20+ point leads consistent, but I digress.
The Suns are easily the most fun team to watch because even when up by 24 points you know it'll be close by the 4th quarter. I hope they make the playoffs for the simple reason that I like spending 3 hours at Buffalo Wild Wings, but they sure as heck aren't getting past the first round unless they can trade Channing Frye for Chris Bosh. However, we all know Kerr will probably make a "genius" decision and trade Amar'e for Arvydas Sabonis or Rik Smits.

Conan

2010-01-12T13:14:00.001-08:00

I love Conan O'Brien and NBC is being foolish. If Conan leaves then their late-night lineup is doomed.

Michael?

2010-01-06T07:50:00.000-08:00

I believe that 99% of us can all come to an agreement that Fred Phelps and his "movement" are wrong and terrible examples of what it means to be human (not just Christian), so can we all agree to stop paying attention to him and his cronies?
"Oh, they're protesting another major event. I wonder what social issue they're fighting." That would be stupid to ask, right? But the stories pour in whenever they emerge from their holes which lend them credibility they do not deserve. If we care for people like that to disappear, lets stop helping them spread their message by making them the news.
Yeah, they're easy people to hate and watching them is like watching a train wreck in process, we get the idea. Lets move on. Nothing to see here.

On Twitter

2009-12-16T14:25:00.000-08:00

"If you're a tweeter, you talk too much." - Gregg Popovich

It is likely that there is truth in that remark.

Dear World,

2009-12-11T12:03:00.000-08:00

The decade has slightly more than 1 year remaining. It's simple math so lets quit with all the pretentious "Top 10 Moments of the 00's" and the like.

Sincerely,

A guy who hasn't taken a math class since high school

Objectified

2009-11-23T12:12:00.000-08:00

Back in April I wrote a post about a documentary entitled "Objectified" which I was greatly anticipating.
PBS airs a series entitled "Independent Lens" which regularly showcases independent documentaries that are usually pretty darned interesting. Of course you should check it out some time, but this week they are playing an edited version of "Objectified" which is Gary Hustwit's follow-up to "Helvetica" (which was pretty sweet).
The sweet thing about "Helvetica" was not only that one can make a documentary about a freakin' font interesting, it addresses the cultural change and thoughts not only in typeface, but in art and philosophy. I'm sure "Objectified" will be no different (no theaters in Phoenix played it during it's limited release. Curse you, LA & NY!).
Look up "Independendt Lens" on your local PBS station and stay up late for some interesting nerd-joy.

Honesty In The Military

2009-11-05T18:26:00.001-08:00

War is terrible. To say "violence should be the last resort" seems too...open to interpretation. Violence should RARELY be considered an actionable option. I have, for quite some time, felt awkward during the commercials the military has been running for many years, but most recently their advertisements are not only misguided, they are plain wrong. I understand, you have to "sell your product" to the right demo, but (especially recently) things continue to get absurd.
The most recent series of Air Force ads really take the cake. They contain the phrase, "It's not science fiction, it's what the US Air Force does everyday." Here is one of the advertisements I'm talking about.
Really? Since when has the Air Force been performing daily rescue missions on Endor? No, US Military, it IS science fiction, and when you mix science fiction with recruiting what do you get? People who don't get what they signed up for. People sign up because it looks cool, I mean, who really wants the Flood taking over? Not me! Give me my mega blaster and lightsaber! Is that taking things too far? Well, it's about as realistic as the military's portrayal in that it's not honest. The recruiting tactics the military employs glorify war as if it is something we should pursue, not avoid.
I'd be foolish if I didn't mention our culture's fascination with violent media. First/third person shooters vary from bits that vaguely imitate reality to alien death camp zombie destruction.* We can't place all the blame on the military when the free market has done this to itself, but we can blame the military for joining in the misinformation.
Not only are we scarring the countries we have invaded, but our friends and family members are returning with medical issues that go beyond the physical. How can our returning friends be helped when the people who are helping them lose their own minds?
Yesterday's news has been more of the same song of senseless killing that needs to end. Let the military advertise/recruit based upon what it does, not how appealing they can make violence appear. Better yet, let's stop fighting these wars that cannot be won.

Peace.

*I've often thought what an as-realistic-as-a-video-game-can-get game would look like. People would probably hate it saying, "my character runs really slow and gets insanely tired after just 10 minutes of sprinting with his 100 lbs of gear" and "it takes sooo long to switch/reload guns" and "I got shot in the first 5 minutes and the game ended. I had to start over completely." My guess is that it wouldn't do very well on sales.

39

2009-11-03T08:26:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I favour British english over American. And their accents. And their slang. But not their dentistry.

genius thought of the day

2009-10-23T15:19:00.000-07:00

sometimes the things that are are the things that are not there but you can't smell them with your thoughts of silence? Why are you like that?

iPhone

2009-10-12T10:37:00.000-07:00

Today I had to call tech support for my iphone. Why? Because I was screwin' around trying to "stick it to the man" by hacking this 'n that which ended in me breaking my voicemail. I'm so freaking cool.

that's not my phone.

Dilbert

2009-10-05T10:14:00.000-07:00

I'm going to try this on my boss.

Hopefully this comes to be - it's been a long time coming.

Child Molesters

2009-09-28T10:47:00.000-07:00

Is it me or should the church be helping these guys?

Props to Rachel for sending me the link.

My World Series Prediction

2009-09-23T09:40:00.001-07:00

I can (and will) gripe about the Yankees until there is a reasonable way of regulating MLB team salaries (NY's paying almost $200 million to their players this season), but I cannot deny that they will win the World Series this season. Who will they beat? The Philadelphia Phillies. You heard it here.

A Christian Perspective On Healthcare

2009-09-21T09:57:00.000-07:00

My friend Scotty emailed me this article written by George Barna (aka the apostle to the baby boomers) on healthcare from a Christian perspective. It is excellent in synthesizing Jesus' view of healthcare and gives a great challenge for Christians to respond with care and sympathy for those who are suffering.
Check it out.

Also, check out Scotty's photographic endeavors at metakephotos.com.

The Lost Symbol

2009-09-17T23:22:00.000-07:00

I have no problem admitting I am a big fan of Dan Brown's fiction writing. I am currently reading his new book "The Lost Symbol" which continues the Robert Langdon saga, this time in Washington D.C.
Here's my problem: Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks isn't Robert Langdon. Sure, he is cast as Langdon in the movies, but those are terrible renditions of the books and never have I been more convinced of an actor being cast because of their name rather than ability to portray the role than Hanks' job as Langdon (with Jamie Foxx's performance in "The Kingdom" being a close second. I was on the set to see that guy "act" and let me tell you, he didn't do crap...maybe that's what acting is...I digress).
Anywho, as I've been reading "The Lost Symbol" I can't help but picture Hanks dialoguing as Langdon, despite the aforementioned issues, which results in me putting down the book to ensure my mind conceptualizes Langdon properly. It's a pity because thus far it's pretty good.

Cats

2009-09-17T20:38:00.000-07:00

I like my cats. A lot.
But I might dislike cleaning the litter box more.
I like how they're low maintenance.
I'm a bigger fan of no maintenance.

Go kitty go.

Jonze

2009-09-07T14:34:00.000-07:00

"Where The Wild Things Are" is going to be great. Why? Sp ike Jon ze.

Lessons From Dunkin': Why I Am A Socialist

2009-09-01T10:07:00.001-07:00

Donuts are awesome, especially so when microwaved to make them insanely soft. Microwaving donuts might not be optional if the donuts have been sitting in your dorm room for a couple weeks and they're rock hard...a lesson my former roommate Joseph and myself once learned the hard way.
My favorite donut "recipe" is to take a frosted glazed donut and nuke it for 10 seconds or so (long enough so the frosting melts off the top and goes to the bottom). As you eat it (with a fork, of course) you will find that the frosting is more evenly distributed so every bite is as savory as the last, ending in pure ecstasy as you scrape every last morsel of sugary-goodness from the barren plate. In my pre-beard days I've even been known to lick the plate clean, something I, regretfully, can no longer do.
This is why I am a socialist.

2009-08-29T21:37:00.000-07:00

At some point in time we're supposed to grow up, I just haven't figured out where in time that point lies.

Riddle

2009-08-25T09:28:00.000-07:00

Last night I had a nightmare about a giant snake making its way into my apartment. Somehow it bit the head off a dog (I don't know how a dog got into my apartment either, whatever) and then came after me at which point I woke up, heart pounding and pretty freaked out. Then one of my cats peacefully hopped up on my bed and I went nuts, old style.
I just thought you should know.

To Uppity Weezer Fans:

2009-08-22T20:27:00.000-07:00

I am literally saddened many of y'all's reception of their new single ("(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To"). It's good and catchy, so was Buddy Holly and you all love that. Quit being stupid.

Sincerely,

A.S. Martin
(it sounds
cooler when
I put my
name like
that)

Oh, and here is a link to the single: link

Sunny Times

2009-07-28T10:02:00.000-07:00

I don't know why, but I checked the weather this morning. Sunny and hot. Like every other day here.
On the bright side (there's an ironic statement) the Cubs are in first place! Did you see last nights epic 13th inning walk off GRAND SLAM by Soriano? Yeah, I think this is the year (aside from the poor execution in the bottom of the 9th. How do you play professional baseball and not touch the ball on a bunt?).

Arizona Summers and True Love

2009-07-16T11:07:00.001-07:00

I remember those summers when I could sit in the back porch and watch the sun go down behind the corn (or bean) field while swinging on the porch swing. I remember having to hatch down the doors when a cool breeze would run through all the open windows and doors in the house while we'd eat fresh tomatoes with salt & mayonnaise on a slice of bread. Summers were extremely pleasant.
Now I'm in Arizona where the lows are in the mid-80's and you're hard pressed to find a day that doesn't go over 110 (which happens to be today's high, the coolest day of the week. Tomorrows high is 114).
Sometimes I try to convince myself that I love Indiana for nostalgic reasons, but this summer is making me believe it's true love. I don't hate Arizona, but the summers are about as close as hell gets to earth. I'm not a fan of Indiana winters (snow/cold weather past January is just absurd) so I'd like to believe that both places have their good and bad sides, but you can play in the snow. The only thing I can do in the heat is sweat, hate my life and cry.

Arizona summer
you're such a bummer.
Take notes from Indiana
and be much more funner

Peace.

Marketing

2009-07-04T10:04:00.000-07:00

Marketing is directly or indirectly pressuring people into doing something. When someone tells me they're going to school for Marketing I wonder how they arrived at that conclusion. Were you sitting at home watching an infomercial with the Sham-Wow dude and thought, "Man, that looks like a lot of fun." It isn't. Just ask the Sham-Wow dude. Or take Billy Mays for example. Billy is dead. So they're going to school to be a dead bearded man? In hindsight those three things aren't that bad. Everyone dies, beards rock and men are the best (unless you're a woman, then women are the best. Just don't change that part of your body.).
Death is necessary, beards are natural (so stop hiding yours, ladies) and humans are cool. If you want to be like Billy, go for it. If you want to be like the Sham-Wow dude, rock on (just be sure to keep away from the "ladies of the night"). If you've ever thought "Man, selling really absorbent towels or orange scented cleaning supplies looks like a cool job," and seriously pursued that desire: kudos. I just have one thing to request: stop trying to pressure me into buying a bunch of useless junk.

Crash Course

2009-06-12T10:26:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I feel like I'm getting a crash course in life.

Sandwiches In Bags

2009-05-01T20:21:00.000-07:00

Sandwiches in bags
Sandwiches in bags
Why can't I just have it fresh?
We all know that it's the best
but now I'm stuck with just the rest
if you want to cook me something then be my guest.

It's that ketchup leaking through my bread
or the butter that's too cold to spread
Now the mustard is getting to my head
You better leave real soon or you'll be dead

Sandwiches in bags
Sandwiches in bags
I would've bought a lunchable had I thought ahead
I guess I'll settle for a sandwich instead
Oh baby I'm hungry I need to be fed.

love me

Simple Jack

2009-04-24T11:52:00.000-07:00

If you have seen Tropic Thunder then you are familiar with "Simple Jack". If not, then I'll explain it in one long sentence:
"Simple Jack" is a mentally handicapped character that a famous actor portrays in effort to gain recognition for their divine acting ability, thus putting them in the "hollywood elite" (for example, Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump", Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man" and Sean Penn in "I Am Sam").
Personally, I'm not a fan of that genre (though Hoffman was incredible) and often find myself mocking the actors inability to accurately portray a mental illness, thereby looking stupid.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "The Soloist". It took me approximately 2 seconds to audibly laugh in disbelief when I first saw Jamie Foxx in character. Needless to say, I haven't, nor do I want to see "The Soloist". If a picture says a thousand words, this one tells me all I need to know.

A Few Excellent Tidbits

2009-04-22T11:01:00.000-07:00

I've only seen one of his films, but Helvetica made me a fan of Gary Hustwit for many reasons upon which I will not elaborate. Helvetica is a wonderfully made film about the cultural birth and impact of the font of the same name. Hustwit has a new movie coming out next month, Objectified, which looks at normal objects and the impact of their design in our lives. Check out the trailer here:

In addition to making an excellent film, Hustwit uses interesting music throughout Helvetica (and judging by the trailer, Objectified will be no different). Check out a couple of the bands, they're quite pleasant.
El Ten Eleven
Four Tet

War & Peace

2009-04-19T23:16:00.001-07:00

People kill because they are right
but in the end they are all wrong

To quote a great poet,
"How long will we sing this song?"

A Bit Closer To Green...

2009-04-06T18:15:00.000-07:00

I just purchased a load of energy saving light bulbs for somewhat cheap - twelve 60 watt-replacements for $9. I promptly replaced the 8, 40 watt bulbs in my bathroom with the 6, 13 watt replacements. It will take me a month to use the same amount of energy as I would normally use in 1 week with the other bulbs. Take that, Thomas Edison. Why did we ever praise that guy? Al Gore is the new Edison. With the thermometer quickly rising I think I'm going to need an energy saving bulb for my air conditioner. Do they make those?

Voltron seems to like the new lights too.

Sugar Rios?

2009-03-22T20:18:00.000-07:00

When people dogmatically rant and rave about whatever field they consider themselves to be an expert I am immediately put off. Sometimes they are some theological nugget (many of the pacifists I've had conversations with can be classified as "quite militant" which I find "quite ironic") while other times these people are music critics. The latter are the subject of this piece.
I hear/read nonsense like this all the time: "This is the most brilliant album in centuries" or "I will think less of you as a human if you don't believe this music is better than salvation" and "Nothing is good unless I like it and you are ignorant to think otherwise." Who are these people? I bet they get their jollies from reading and drinking tea in their overly clean apartment. Oh crap...
For example, lets look at the band Sigur Rós. I remember how indignant the followers of this cult were when Takk... was released. I felt dehumanized by the people insisting to me that they were the musical embodiment of Einstein and how the universe is physically shifting because of their songwriting. If a band is good then I'll look into their music, but you shoving that nonsense down my throat will get you nowhere.
Anywho, several months ago I decided to look into this Sigur Rós phenomenon. I purchased one of their first albums, Ágætis byrjun, and gave it a listen. For the record, this is the most brilliant album in centuries. Not really, but it's quickly climbing my list. After a couple weeks of steadily listening to it I decided to purchase another album of theirs, (). Again, more incredible music. Now I'm a believer.
Sigur Rós' music is not very "pop" (though if you want their version of a 3 minute song you should check out their latest, "Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust" - yeah, they're from Iceland) so if you're interested in checking them out you're probably just going to have to dive in and purchase an album. It is very experiential so turn down the lights, make a pot of tea and have at it. You won't regret it if you do.
In closing, I don't care what you say, Anathallo is complete crap.

Rubik's Cube

2009-03-03T13:01:00.001-08:00

A week or so ago I memorized the algorithms that solve the Rubik's cube. It's cool (I can solve one in under 2 minutes!), but it taught me a good lesson. Sometimes you have to mess up something that looks right in order to get more pieces in their rightful place.
I'm speaking on Joseph & Potiphar's wife (whom I now affectionately refer to as "Jasmine Raspberry") this week and have spent some time re-reading a story I've read a hundred times before. As soon as it seems like Joseph's life is falling into place everything hits the fan, only for the next step to result in something much better socially, economically and spiritually. A lot like a Rubik's Cube...except not with colored blocks...

One Step Closer

2009-02-23T09:41:00.000-08:00

Next week is a truly momentous occasion. Not only will I shave my face for the first time in almost 5 months but U2's new album, "No Line On The Horizon" will be released. As a paid subscriber to their website I have been listening to it for the past couple of days nonstop. I give it two thumbs up mostly because I don't know what to think of it yet, but it sure ain't bad.
I don't believe anyone who gives good reviews for something they haven't put themselves into - much like movies. When I first saw "The Big Kahuna" I couldn't help but think about it afterward so much that it forced my perspective to change. Music is the same way. Some bands are truly incredible but you might not notice on first listen (a few that come to mind are Arcade Fire, TV On The Radio, Explosions In The Sky) once you spend some time with them the reward is unparalleled. It's different from the radio. You begin to see their music in the people you know, circumstances you endure...life! Spend some time with the things you love. Oh, and go buy the new U2 album.

Blogs/Websites

2009-02-17T14:02:00.000-08:00

What websites do you read every day?
Are there any blogs of interest out there?
Let me know.

Here are a few for you to check out:
xkcd
The Colbert Report
Post Secret (rated R, but a truly honest picture of humanity)
Bleed Cubbie Blue (you know you love 'em)

I'm a HUGE fan of Google Reader. Input any rss feed and it tells you whenever there is a new website/blog/webcomic/episode-of-your-favorite-tv-show-on-hulu of which you choose to subscribe. While you're setting up your account be sure to add my blog to your list because you definitely want to know what I'm up to. Here's a video on how to use reader

Peace.

Grammy's

2009-02-09T06:42:00.000-08:00

The Grammy's are the biggest load of fart narffles in recent history (including you, Bernie Madoff - he reads my blog).
Here are a few tips on how to be nominated for a Grammy:
- Conceptualize what it would be like to write good music, desire to be artistic legends, write stuff nobody has heard before and don't rehearse before recording.
- Sit down with 3 of your closest friends and listen to your favorite Joe Satriani recording. Copy and paste.
- Sit down with 54 of your closest friends (I counted) and write an album. Be sure to take credit for their work.
- Can't hold a note? You don't need to!

I must plead guilty because I do enjoy some of the tunes of more than one of the cited artists (I use that term loosely), but overall I am quite disappointed.
Here is the list of this years nominee's with the winners in bold.
U2 did perform so I will be looking that up. Aside from Chris Brown beating down Rhianna, did anything else happen?

Music

2009-02-03T08:37:00.000-08:00

Here are a few albums that have recently caught my ear that are well worth your time (if you have eclectic interests). Some of these are older but new to me while others have been hangin' around and, like a good drug, keep me coming back for more. If you're looking for something new and different look into these talented folks.
Bee tea double u I put a youtube* link of my favorite track on each album and each artist is linked to their wiki (of course!).

"Heart" by Stars

"The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place" by Explosions In The Sky

"Ladyhawke" by Ladyhawke

"The Bends" by Radiohead

"Far Away Trains Passing By" by Ulrich Schnauss

*Some of the songs have videos unassociated with the song - ignore them. I thought about putting links to imeem but it's annoying if you don't already have an account.
Enjoy!

Gitmo

2009-01-22T12:08:00.000-08:00

It's about time.

U2!

2009-01-19T09:37:00.000-08:00

U2 has a new album on its way - No Line On The Horizon.

Check out the first single here.

Good Times

2009-01-08T11:48:00.000-08:00

Lazy days are the best.

Nothing is quite as nice as drinking tea, catching up on some reading, listening to good music and cleaning a bit.

Yankees?

2008-12-26T20:27:00.000-08:00

I hate the Yankees. I called it (kinda).

I've never wanted a team to fail more.

To Christians

2008-12-15T22:13:00.000-08:00

In Matthew 28 the last thing Jesus tells us to do is to make disciples, baptize them and teach them how to follow God.

What's your excuse for not doing it?

To Dan

2008-12-11T14:32:00.000-08:00

Video games are objective and absolute. You didn't kill him because the game screwed you over, he (or she) is better at manipulating the game engine than you.

On Gifts And Christmas

2008-12-05T05:50:00.000-08:00

I have one question: what are you getting me?

Bacteria

2008-11-25T08:14:00.000-08:00

Here's my theory: the more bad stuff one consumes without becoming ill the stronger they are making their immune system.
The most obvious example of this would be dropping something on the floor, picking it up, brushing/blowing it off (this step can be quite unnecessary), and consuming whatever object was dropped. Sometimes when dropped there is nothing you can salvage (CURSE YOU YOGURT!!!). Regardless, when you consume the bacteria infested sustenance and fail to get sick you are making your body stronger. Right?
Is there any validity to this or did I just watch The Princess Bride at a highly impressionable time in my life?

Meet The Meat

2008-11-19T20:45:00.000-08:00

Here's and interesting article. Read it. Think about changing your daily routine for the betterment of mankind.

Baseball

2008-11-14T10:52:00.001-08:00

Growing up, my mother wasn't much of a baseball fan so when it came time to pick sides she would (and probably still does) go through this process:
- Who is geographically closer? She loves the Tigers only because she was born and raised in Michigan.
- Is this team cocky? She despises the Atlanta Braves' "tomahawk chop" because it's "nasty."
- Is one team a big underdog?

If all else fails, just pick the team with the prettier colors.

Seeing as how I was, for no particular reason, a White Sox fan before ditching that poor-excuse-of-a-league (it comes as no surprise that name of the league that rewards overweight men who are no longer physically capable of playing baseball with a position that excludes over half of the game is "American") for their Chicago NL counterpart, the Cubs. My mothers love of the underdog has made me a Cubs fan.
It's no secret that if I wanted to root for a World Series champion I could have chosen more wisely (even with then-new franchises like the D-Backs & Marlins, both of which have already won championships), but at least they have been playing good baseball (minus the playoffs) the past several seasons.
This brings me to my main point: why I hate the Yankees.
As this offseason progresses, fans become aroused at the prospect of bringing in new players that are going to make their team the next champion. While everyone hopes to get lucky and get that special player, the Yankees don't hope: they expect and demand. It's as if they don't hope for anything - a strong lineup, a few all-stars, division championship->pennant->World Series victory. They expect it. The Yankees now expect to get CC Sabathia - not because he has expressed interest in joining the Yankees franchise, but because they are going to offer the most money. I can't really blame Sabathia for taking the money. In fact, I can't look down on a player because someone offered him $____ million more than the other teams, it's the mentality of the upper-level management of the Yankees that continues to irk me.
The Steinbrenners (George & Hank) are the cream of the expletive crop, only operating their franchise to win without regard for the sport itself. It's purely a business. George is notoriously unpleasant and has trained his son, Hank, to follow his footsteps.
Fortunately, the end of the tyranny is in sight with George's youngest son, Hal. He seems to be a pleasant man.
My mother probably doesn't know much about the Yankees, but if she did, she would despise them just as much as I do.

Thanks Mom.

Here are some quotes about Hank Steinbrenner.
Here is more confirmation that Hank is idiotic.
Here's a heart, from me to you.

Odrama

2008-11-07T10:31:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama's middle name isn't Hussein. It's Adolf.
This completely un-doctored photograph proves my point.

That seals my vote. Just look at his face, it practically screams "I hate America." He has no chance of winning this election.

Oh crap is this thing over?

Proposition 232

2008-10-27T09:56:00.000-07:00

Vote for proposition 232:

When a presidential candidate purposefully misleads, lies or comes close to doing either, 3 U.S. residents get to tase the candidates. Maybe then it'll appear as if humans are running for president as opposed to selfish politicians.

My Thoughts On The Election

2008-10-20T19:45:00.000-07:00

Part of me wants to vote for Obama.
Another part wants McCain.

Luckily I pooped both parts out.

If you really want change, vote for someone who isn't funded by millions of soulless dollars.

Here's a list of 3rd party candidates. Choose wisely.

Peace.

Disaster Has Struck

2008-10-18T14:08:00.000-07:00

I was preparing to write an informational bit on earthworms and truss rods but disaster has struck.
Wikipedia is down - here's a screenshot it took of this travesty.

*WARNING*
The following picture may not be suitable for children under 14, diabetics, or passionate lovers.

Meanwhile, the Big 10 continues to be the best athletic conference in the nation at confusing everyone because they have 11 teams.

Bail Me Out!

2008-10-03T11:43:00.000-07:00

Lets just assume I'm a bank and I want to make money. For every $100 I loan out I make $3 profit. What do I do? loan out as much as possible. When I want more, I loan more.
The problem? I might not always have the money to back up all the loans I made, which is risky (and stupid). When many people can't pay towards their loans that takes cash flow from the banks and makes investors nervous. They want their money back but the banks loaned out too much and are in deep @#(* because they padded their pockets with money that they didn't have. They got rich for being greedy and careless and now we're supposed to bail them out?
(That explanation is over-simplistic, but gets the point across)
Who gets punished?
Who do we hold responsible?
How do we keep this from happening again?
The bailout didn't pass the first time. So did they improve it, making it better for us, the taxpayers?
Nope, they just added hundreds of millions earmarks and pork barrel spending to cater to the constituents, making it more appealing to vote for something that should be voted down. Here's a good rundown of what they amended to the bill.

If you pay attention to the race then you'll know McCain is all about going against earmarks & pork barrel spending. He voted FOR the bill! Here's an interview with McCain, asking him why he voted for something he is so against.
Again, I'm not a fan of Obama either. I just wish there was a major candidate that made sense.

I'm so glad my hope is in Jesus, not in money & politics.

"The trustworthy will get a rich reward. But the person who wants to get rich quick will only get into trouble" - Proverbs 28:20

"When times are good, be happy; but when times are bad, consider: God has made the one as well as the other." - Ecclesiastes 7:14

Wanderings On A Friday

2008-09-26T12:55:00.000-07:00

The first presidential debate is tonight at 6 p.m. pacific. I don't have high opinions of either candidates, but it promises to be interesting nonetheless.
This looks quite fun. If I ever move to NYC I'll have to see if I can get in on that action.
The band I'm in (They Met In LA) released an album a week or two ago - listen to a couple songs on myspace or facebook. You can purchase the digital album on cdbaby.
I am in love with my "new" guitar - 2007 American Standard Telecaster. It sounds quite awesome, especially when ran through m y gu i ta r s e tup.
*sigh* I'm in love.
Sorry Natalie.

The Future? I Think Not

2008-09-23T08:47:00.000-07:00

Lets pretend I have a vision of the future where Mark loses his arm in a freak accident (probably having to do with monkeys or Kokopellis). Lets say I, in response to this foreseen tragedy, intervene and save Mark from suffering said accident: did I foresee the future?
Heroes is annoying.
My vision of the future never came to be, therefore it wasn't the future at all and my vision was wrong. It was a lie. The future isn't the future if it doesn't come to be. If time travel were possible (which it isn't) there would be nothing we could do to change the future seeing that future isn't the future if it doesn't come to be.
Heroes is annoying.
And think of this - if I went back in time to change some event and saw my past self what does this mean? There are an infinite number of Austins in the world (not necessarily a bad thing). As long as I don't remove myself from the present (if there is such a thing) then I remain constant, but seeing as I removed myself and placed it in the past I have in essence manipulated time to "create" multiple versions of myself. If I ever wanted to return to the present from which I came I would have to return to the exact googlillionth of a second, which would be literally impossible as time cannot stop. It is relative to everyone even if you could "stop time." So if I remove myself from the present in order to travel into the past, I just manipulated 2 different versions of myself. This would happen every time one pauses time (yes, even you Zack Morris).
Heroes is annoying.
Time travel is fun when taken lightheartedly, but when people attempt to make it seem plausible I want to puke.
Heroes is annoying.

Death?

2008-09-19T13:14:00.001-07:00

I'm not saying it's true, but it really makes one think...

CUBS WIN!

2008-09-08T14:26:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentleman:
The Cubs are 1 win away from winning it all.

On Poker & Prison Break

2008-09-04T21:55:00.001-07:00

In Texas Hold 'Em there is a term "Pot Committed" which basically means you invested so much in that hand that you are going to play it out, regardless of the consequences. The bad thing is if you don't have a good hand to begin and somehow got roped into raising the pot you're going to lose a lot of $$$.
That is how I feel about the television show "Prison Break". I enjoyed the first season enough to continue on to the second. As the show fell apart I kept thinking, "Maybe something cool will happen this week." I've had that same thought every week for the past 3 seasons now, but feel like I cannot stop watching simply because I've already seen so much. It's torture.

#1

2008-09-02T10:36:00.001-07:00

The past few months have been difficult for me in several ways, mainly because there was a fist-sized cyst growing on my tailbone. Beginning in mid-June I couldn't sit, walk normal or do anything that involved minimal physical activity. I can be easily frustrated and not being able to do something like sitting in a chair didn't have me walking on sunshine.I had surgery and it's all good now.
I survived, but the damage has been done: I've gained 25lbs in the past 75 days which puts me and slobbering 225. When I ran my half-marathon a couple years ago I was 170, so I already had some weight to lose.
So here's the plan: drop 50-55lbs by December.
Why December? To look good for baby Jesus. That, or I feel terrible because I'm overweight and sincerely desire to be healthy again. Goals need time tables. December it is.
Here's my plan: I'm going to eat right and exercise. No magic drugs, steroids or aromatherapy. I have tendinitis in my left ankle area (the reason I couldn't train for a legit marathon) so I'll be taking loads of ibuprofen and I already take a daily multivitamin (the kind you get at Wal-Mart or CVS).
Here's my hope: that by losing weight simply by eating smart and exercising you'll be inspired to get healthy as well. Think about it. It's not going to be easy, nor will it be glamorous (waking up at 5 a.m. is a -3 on the fun meter), but nothing worth having comes easy.
September 1st, day 1: weight 225

Batman

2008-08-26T08:05:00.001-07:00

If you're a fan of Batman, then this article about the next movie might freak you out a bit. The names at the end are cool, but c'mon, Cher? Any thoughts?

Giambi's Mustache

2008-08-20T08:54:00.000-07:00

Ok, I will admit that I have absolutely hated Jason Giambi for the past several years for the fact he did steroids, openly admitted it, and continued to play baseball (along with 98% of pro baseball players). It's just something that I felt passionate about: you cheat - you ruin the game - you don't play any more.
However, as time passes the impact lessens and you get to see them for who they are - guys that are simply trying to keep up with the game and perform the best they possibly can. Not that that excuses taking performance enhancing drugs, but they're human and make mistakes and it takes balls to admit your mistake and continue on. I can appreciate that.
Here's a sweet video interview with Jason Giambi discussing his steroids related mustache.

This Is My Official Announcement

2008-08-17T16:18:00.001-07:00

Michael Phelps, I challenge you to a race. I will pit my little league "Sportsmanship Award", my high school "P.E. Award", and my "Best Frozen Pizza" award from last years frozen entree cooking competition against your 8 gold medals from this year. It took me 13 years to collect those 3 awards, what can you say about your 8 golds, you did it in a week. Woop-de doo.
Here is the challenge: you have to swim the breaststroke 200 meters while I run on the pavement next to your lane. First one to the finish wins. No holds barred. I have a feeling I'm going to smash whatever your world record is.
I know you won't accept, because you know I will defeat you with my sheer athleticism, so I hereby crown myself the winner of 8 gold medals from 2008. Take that Mark Spitz.
Where's my interview?

Pain

2008-08-11T20:36:00.001-07:00

I don't know if you guys heard, but I had major life-threatening surgery this past Wednesday.
Due to complications in my nymphnloids, emergency surgery (left cranial bypass) was done on my central thyroix in order to correct a limp I've been dealing with since the war. Recovery hasn't been easy, but I'll be fine after 3 months of psychotherapy and a couple weeks of solitude in the Swiss Appalachians. No need to pray for me, the shriners have that covered. The medication they have me on gives me some wicked heartburn, but nothing nearly as bad as this guy:

Peace.

What I Love About America

2008-08-09T21:45:00.000-07:00

I love how we are all part of the spectrum.

I love how we are all free.

Gap

2008-08-05T15:38:00.000-07:00

Hey hippies, I own clothes from GAP.
Chew on that.

What In The World?

2008-07-28T18:10:00.000-07:00

This is ridiculous.

Water

2008-07-24T16:38:00.000-07:00

There's something about water that just drives me nuts, in a good way. Right now I'm writing this from a huge house we rented for the a retreat on the Sea of Cortez (a.k.a. Gulf of California). Outside of the extreme humidity (that's pretty lame) it's quite nice. Next time you get a chance, find an ocean (or something like it) and sit on the beach all day. Nothing is quite like it.
On a separate note, U2 re-released remastered versions of their first 3 albums. If you are a fan of U2 and do not own any of these three, you're probably ok with the exception of "War". "War" has "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" and "New Years Day," both of which are incredible songs. I already own all 3 albums, but I will re-purchase "War" because...well...I'm a consumer.

Proximity

2008-07-19T16:16:00.000-07:00

Proximity is a sucka. Keep your distance.

Or you might find yourself missing a limb.

UCYC

2008-07-14T19:19:00.000-07:00

We (They Met In L.A.) are up at UCYC this week playing music for a group of Jr. Highers. It's pretty stinking fun because we're not "leaders" so we can do whatever we desire, so long as we play the songs fine. Here's what we did on the first night:

Yes, that's right, we pulled all the mattress' out of their respective rooms and layered them 2 (in some places, 3) high so we could all sleep together in the lobby. We're such a good family.

Click The Link, Read The Article

2008-07-10T13:56:00.000-07:00

Like most bloggers who don't make it their life to update people with their thoughts, it's been a month or so since I've posted anything.
Sometimes my brain feels like a giant trash can that I'm searching through to find that piece of paper I wrote on...only finding it after I dig through the kitty litter, half filled sticky cans of Dr. Pepper and a plethora of Wal-Mart plastic bags.

Now that I got that out there, the reason I come to you (or rather, you come to me...) is to post an article a friend posted. I read it and found it rather interesting, especially coming from a non-American citizen. Check it out here. Let me know what you think.

Words I Can't Spell

2008-06-16T09:28:00.000-07:00

I like to believe that I can spell relatively well, but there are several "normal" words I always get stuck on. "Success" is such a word.
And while we're on the topic, whose idea was it to make "gh" sound nothing like "g" or "h"? Whoever it was should be punished. Tough? Through? Thorough? C'mon, give us a break.

Telecast

2008-06-13T09:44:00.000-07:00

I am not one to listen to much "praise & worship" music, but I have been listening to a lot of Telecast recently and I must say that their new album "Quiet Revolution" is spectacular. For the most part I write off the "praise & worship" genre as complete bull!$#@ because I have a difficult time understanding how one can make an honest living selling their "worship" songs. What happens when you run low on the dough? That goes out to you, Chris Tomlin, winner of 13 Dove Awards, 3 of which are for the best worship song. As Scotty once said, I'm sure they polled God on that one. I'm skeptical.
Cynicism aside, Telecast seems legit. Their musicianship is top notch and the lyrics are solid. Check out a couple of their songs here.

Of Note:
I do not dislike Chris Tomlin or any of his kind (Crowder, Matt Redman, Third Day...well, maybe I have honest issues with Third Day) I just find the "Praise & Worship" industry as a profitable market that is all too easy to manipulate. Any Christian would have to admit that it would be difficult to keep your focus on Jesus when you're raking in the dough from some song you wrote about Jesus. Natural reasoning says if you write more songs about Jesus you will get more money and that is where I see major issues. I don't know about any of those people and honestly hope they do not fit that profile, but I can't help but be a bit skeptical. We need people like this guy.

Stupid People

2008-06-06T12:00:00.000-07:00

Korn is terrible. Not only can they not spell one of my favorite vegetables correctly, but they make music that is absolutely terrible on so many levels.
How can one feel satisfied with themself after writing a song that promotes teenage angst and violence because they weren't popular in school? Welcome to life, it's not always fun. Go cry to mommy and daddy. Oh wait, you don't get along with your parents? That's rough. Never forget, you're probably the only one who has ever felt that way, and there is no hope for you in the future. Might as well go puke on your prom.

Pork & Beans

2008-05-23T08:44:00.000-07:00

Weezer has a new music video out. It's 2nd only to their genius "Buddy Holly" video from over a decade ago...but not by much.

Personality

2008-05-20T08:23:00.001-07:00

Some times I wonder if there are any specific personality types that God uses more than others. Some times I think, "Am I too introverted?" or, to put it more simply, "Does God only want extroverted people to work for his cause?" Think about it.
It certainly seems like the model we have set up caters towards the extrovert as opposed to the introvert. Unless, of course, you're an author. Then you'll make a killing writing books about jazz, driving cars on misty roads in the northwest, and beauty, meaning, and the human struggle.
I understand God wants all kinds of people in His Kingdom and all that crap, but my question is simply this: can God use (in vocational ministry) two people who have polar opposite personality types?

Jason Bateman

2008-05-18T15:18:00.000-07:00

Is it me or is Jason Bateman in every movie? EVERY movie. He's going to be the next Batman and Neo in the the new Matrix.

Relationships

2008-05-12T22:32:00.000-07:00

There is some really interesting stuff going on on Vince Antonucci's blog concerning relationships. He wrote a series of blogs about marriage which I think are dead on and quite useful as a resource for all. He says it's for "pastors and church planters" but I think that's a load of bull: it's for everyone whether you work for the church or the local car dealership. As with all of Vinces writings I've read thus far, it is challenging, insightful, and, as always, humorous. Check out the highlights on part 1, part 3 (sub "church" with whatever vocation you are in), part 6, and finally part 7.
It can seem like a lot of reading, so bookmark it and come back to them if necessary.

Restaurant

2008-05-08T07:59:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I think of the English language and what it might be like to learn it for the first time. Certain words and phrases occasionally jump out at me as difficult or odd because they aren't very natural - nothing in them warrants their meaning when compared to other words in the English language. Restaurant is one of those words.

Dear NHL,

2008-05-04T19:21:00.000-07:00

Your sport sucks.

Crying

2008-05-02T08:35:00.000-07:00

People, if there is one thing I cannot handle it is crying. It's not that I've never cried, nor do I have any issues with those who are more emotional than myself. In my life there have been multiple experiences when women around me just started crying, so here are some recommendations on how to react to such breakdowns.
FYI: I have placed "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5 on repeat in order to garner some sensitivity on this topic.

When you walk into a room and she is sharing an embrace with a friend, spouse, co-worker while crying hysterically: go somewhere else.

When you're with her and she gets a phone call informing her that an acquaintance of hers has died in an automobile accident: go somewhere else.

When she's made a mistake and doesn't know how to reconcile: go somewhere else.

When you're the one that made her cry: go somewhere else. Nothing ventured, nothing gained - if you're not around then how can she get more upset with you?

When she's pms'ing: leave town.

When she has obviously aquired something of value or meaning and is joyusly tearful: go somewhere else. It's nearly impossible to distinguish between tears of joy and tears of "I HATE YOU".

Some make crying seem to be a trainwreck of complex emotions. Maybe. Maybe it's the inability to rationally sort through an onslaught of personally relevant circumstances. Either way, just go somewhere else.

Weezer

2008-04-24T00:22:00.000-07:00

I just pre-ordered the new Weezer album. I am excited.

Vacation Continues

2008-04-16T15:34:00.000-07:00

My vacation has been going by quite well. I'm currently in the thriving metropolis of Atlanta, MO (pop. 450) visiting my old youth pastor, Joe Friend and his family of 4 (including his wonderful wife, Brenna). It's always a pleasure to visit the Friends because of their overwhelming hospitality and desire to serve each other. Truly a godly family.
Yesterday I helped Joe knock some mortar off the floor of a house they just bought and are remodeling. It was a sweaty and dusty affair, but ended with a rousing game (or 4) of basketball at the local YMCA.
Today has been mega-good. I didn't really plan out a schedule for my vacation so Wednesday (today) was kind of a flex day. I decided to use it to go out to a state park to read and pray by a lake all day. I knew it would be a challenge, considering how ADD I can be, but after I got through the first hour it was incredible. I kept going from 9 a.m. 'til 3 p.m., and if I can do it, so can you. So do it. Now. No excuses. Unless you get bit by a rabid Leslie Nieelson. I plan on doing more of this when I return to the AZ.

Evangelicals

2008-04-11T15:09:00.002-07:00

I don't know where I came across this paper, but it was on my computers desktop, so I opened it and became immediately interested. The paper is a study on evangelicals and how they (we) are unable to simply be classified because of our broad views on social issues ranging from stem cell research to gay marriage. Its presentation is rather dry and dull, but the information itself is interesting (4 i's in a row...incredible!). There are many lines the authors draw with which I would like more elaboration, but that would make a somewhat concise paper kind of tedious. You can give it a look (by downloading the pdf) here.

Awesomeness

2008-04-03T23:43:00.000-07:00

This evening I purchased an Eventide Modfactor. This is what it looks like.
If you want to know more about it and what awesome things it does/can do, click here.
Also, you can hear a remix of a new Weezer song in the new Gran Turismo game trailer. It's weird because it's a remix of a song I have yet to hear in its entirety, but it sounds pretty cool. Pat (the drummer) sings, which, to my knowledge, is the first time someone other than Rivers has sang a Weezer song (on a recording). Check it out here. The game looks pretty sweet too.

Good day, friend.

Bush's War & Politics

2008-03-28T12:31:00.000-07:00

Mark showed me an extremely interesting documentary done by PBS' "Frontline" titled "Bush's War". I really enjoy documentaries and politics, so this was right up my alley. Check it out.
I've been trying to compose my own theology on politics as of late, and it's really stinking tough.
I'm not sure there is a right answer, but if there is it definitely does not have anything to do with this guy.
Peace.

My Day Off

2008-03-13T22:44:00.001-07:00

Today was my "day off" and it was wonderful. Why? Stick around and you'll find out.
I woke up around 9ish and showered. What did I find on my phone when I returned from the bathroom? A text message from Rev. Daniel W. Locke informing me of his recent ticket acquisition for the Cubs' afternoon spring training game. He didn't/couldn't go so fellow Chandler CC Pastor Scotty H. Daily and I shared a pre-season sunburning experience. Parking was close and free (thanks to some connections) and the Cubs won in the bottom of the 9th with the bases loaded and 2 out.
After the game Scotty and I met up with Daniel for a trip to Costco where we bought 5.3 million rolls of toilet paper for $23. If you ever need to wipe your nose, come on over. It's 2-ply.
This evening began with my mistress (Xbox 360), the latest episode of Lost (I totally called the plot twist 2 or 3 episodes ago), and is concluding with me typing this while enjoying a warm cup of tea.
The only bad part is that I didn't wear socks with my shoes all day...my feet kinda stink.

Blog

2008-03-12T18:31:00.000-07:00

This is a blog.
Vote for Pedro.
I ate Burger King.
Plug in your 1/4 inch.
I'm connecting with you.
Stop reading, start speeding.
Don't forget to take your pills.
Art is weird, we should just eat it.
Cover your ears when you breathe.
That'd sound better if you'd add delay.
These statements are increasing in length.

Scandinavian Potatos

2008-02-23T23:01:00.000-08:00

Al Gore invented the internet. Dan Quayle spelled potato with an "e" (potatoe...that's incorrect). Dick Cheney invented corporate corruption (well, he didn't invent it...). What kind of world do we live in? Don't end sentences with prepositions.

2008-02-13T15:03:00.000-08:00

Nehemiah is so cool. He gets this huge God-idea and sticks with it until he finishes his job. Chapter 4 (which I get to teach tonight) is a great insight into Nehemiah's personality.

Some chumps (or as Driscoll would call them, bloggers...I sense some irony here) step up and attempt to intimidate by threatening Nehemiah's work to rebuild the walls around Jerusalem - they don't want dignity to be returned to the Jews. The ridiculous part of it is that one of them, Tobiah, is a Jew himself! What the heck?!

Anyway, Nehemiah knows whats up and speaks some sense into his people and in vs. 14 tells them to remember God and what he's done for them. Pretty good advice for people who are probably freaking out because they've been treatened by a leader of an army. So Nehemiah gives some swords, spears, armor, and bows to a bunch of normal guys and basically tells them to kill anyone who threatens God's work. Nice. It'd be kind of trippy to be one of Nehemiah's guys, trying to do some great thing for God, and then all of the sudden you have to stay up all night with a spear, ready to impale anyone how poses a threat. Pretty cool.

Sex Sin

2008-02-08T10:41:00.000-08:00

There are many things I don't understand about life, but one I really don't understand is why in the heck pastors/church leaders seem to fall prey to sexual sin. It's not like it's new news that our past is filled with those who have failed, almost always in a profoundly public fashion. Why don't we/they set up accountability for each other? Is it too awkward to have accountability to check up on someone so they don't fall prey to the 17 year old male intern? Why doesn't the church step up and lead the way in dealing with sexual temptation?